the ones for a dollar, you can pop a balloon and adorn your bathroom with such festive decor as

yeah, that's right.....one buck baby.....I have a vision of a photoshoot
The players in the short will be
Darla - The model
Rick - The assistant
Randy - The man with a vision and a camera
Rick - "So come over to my basement and I'll pay your 40 bucks to pose with a gun"
Darla - "Golly, I could huff a lotta paint with that, I'll put on my BEST denim"
Randy - "CUT! There is a bloodstain on your wall"
Rick - "Let's fly the colors!......ok, GO"
Randy - "CUT! I have a premention, women want to be free, match with the right to be free to carry a GUN!"
Rick - "Gotit, BARE ARMS, BARE CHEST!"
Randy - "HOT DOG, run with it" I only got 2 more pictures on this disposable, and the woman wants me to get it developed cause Lil Wayne's positive lice check"
Rick - "Something's missing,......something pure, something AMERICA!
Darla - "I could throw up the shocker?!?"
Randy - "naw, were being political!"
Rick - "Add one of our founding fathers, and his gift to the indians for teaching him how to farm corn"
Randy - "You read my mind"
Rick - *plops Jack bottle in the backround*
Randy - "Were gonna be so rich!"
so here's to you randy, my dollar contribution for a mirror that I cannot see myself in, which might be a good thing, cause there is only so much machismo to go around
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