Football season has replaced Christmas
No longer to get that feeling of a fat man in the velor sprinkling my family room with kung fu gripped action figures, or dinosaurs that turn into robots
I love my family, and always appreciate a new shirt, and some gift cards....but
FOOTBALL SEASON
it's better than strip clubs
it's better than dollar double cheeseburgers
it's better than 3 vicodin and a lazy sunday in the hammock
it's better than god rubbing my tummy!
In aticipation of this glorious occasion I will feature a new football hero sporatically......I won't give a timeframe, because I never do
but today I bring you
one of my personal heros
If you have never witnessed White Lightning....you better axe someone
If your dad doesn't know....ask how you were conceived with him having no actual balls
In a game today featuring aligator armed men named Randy who would shart themself with light contact....this MAN took the best that you could dish
in the 80s when rules were not as severe and LBs ate kickers he went over the middle without question
it almost seemed like they were pruposely setting him up perfectly to take the most vicious hit possible
yet like every girl I have ever slept with's period, he was alwasy reliable, and always made me feel at east when he showed up in the huddle
I knew things were gonna be ok
*salutes*
I love my family, and always appreciate a new shirt, and some gift cards....but
FOOTBALL SEASON
it's better than strip clubs
it's better than dollar double cheeseburgers
it's better than 3 vicodin and a lazy sunday in the hammock
it's better than god rubbing my tummy!
In aticipation of this glorious occasion I will feature a new football hero sporatically......I won't give a timeframe, because I never do
but today I bring you
one of my personal heros
If you have never witnessed White Lightning....you better axe someone
If your dad doesn't know....ask how you were conceived with him having no actual balls
In a game today featuring aligator armed men named Randy who would shart themself with light contact....this MAN took the best that you could dish
in the 80s when rules were not as severe and LBs ate kickers he went over the middle without question
it almost seemed like they were pruposely setting him up perfectly to take the most vicious hit possible
yet like every girl I have ever slept with's period, he was alwasy reliable, and always made me feel at east when he showed up in the huddle
I knew things were gonna be ok
*salutes*
posted by paigniac at 2:59 PM
1 Comments:
Waddle was great - but he was simply the 80s version of Brian Baschnagel. BB invented the fearlessly "go over the middle," get pounded and hold onto the ball way before Waddle was in high school.
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