ODE TO THE TOT!

by paigniac

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paignfull

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paigndiggity

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dong johnson

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mr wang goldstein esq

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sir sebastian sabotage


*clears throat*


Tasty golden buddies so delectable so crispy

I'll eat the shit out of you sober, stoned or tipsy

If you were a broad you wouldn't have to put out on the first date

If presented with a challenge I'm postive I could eat my weight

Now BK ADDED CHEESE and I need a nap from all this pleasure

Like a pirate lookin for booty I have now sampled this treasure

Goodbye breakfast burritos, goodbye Egg McMuffin

My belly shall grow exponentailly from all the upcoming tot stuffin