Cloverfield!

Why do I want this type of incident to happen in real life?

Except in Iowa....

I have visions of my glued to my tv set as I pack up the ride to head west.

Then sit at a safe distance and scream "YEAH CORNVERFIELD GET EM!!!!"

then the military would come and wipe him out in a wicked display of carnage and wildfire.

then we would high five and party.

I would debut my creation the "vodkano" (patent pending) we would dance while being showered with premium spirits, get numb and provoke wetness

why did no one tell me this dame was in the movie?!?!

she could come to the party.

wheel. house.

I'd be so deep in that she would have to give birth to my testicles.

ALL OF IT