*opens window*

its smells like cab driver feet in here

So let's see......sorry I haven't updated in a while but as some of you may know

I have a girlfriend now.

Yikes, right?

Well it hasn't hindered my adventures but has changed my paignparazzi practices and ambiguous sexy time......which I am getting used to

So let's see........I plan on telling stories of the days of yore, but that is for another day

Let's see what is in the cambank

AH YES!

My night with the Harryheads!

















My night could begin and end with this dude

You know the one

The SUPER EMPLOYEE!

Tossing knowledge!

Hinting to the fans that he might have sniffed a fresh copy

He hosted was paignful portion of the night called "The Great Snape Debate" where fans got really unecessarily LOUD voicing their opinion onf a dude named snape and what his intentions were.....this "mediator" between 42 year old women and 8 year old boys was obviously using this opportunity to "pose quesitons" (read give his many many thoughts) on what is to transpire.......I snatched the mic from him the first time he asked me "how much time do I have left?"

none sucka go find me a book on erotic art

I had 20 that he would bring me back one full of dudes





















Oh really?!?! I wasn't sweating enough from the fire hazzards worth of winners in this joint

way to take it to 11!

















AS much as I love comments on my blog....the one in the purple dress is MAYBE 14 pck.....just cutting you off at the pass buddy

THIS is the ringmaster....the queen of "EVERYONE TAKE 2 STEPS BACK!!!"

obviously loves the night of authority and tried to put some on me asking if we could stay and keep our sound system rollin till all the numbers were announced to get their books

sorry glenda there is vodka to be drank

well done on hosting the spelling bee and pwning the median age group in the joint with your difficult words.....nothing like rewarding teens for choosing to be waiting for a wizards book on a friday night, during the summer.....when it is available in the fuckin produce section of schnucks the next day.

















Kids were actually addressing this dude AS "Professor Dumbledore"

Did he correct them

Nope

He reveled in it

Congrats Professor

You have a degree in skeevy


















Look at em

LOOK!

would I rather stroll through compton blackface with a confederate flag cape

OR

yell out a spoiler

*flips coin*

its comes up death






















well......

the thing is......

let just see what else is in the paigncam bank