A blip on a map

As you are well aware I live in the wonderful hamlet of Champaign Illinois



It is a blip on a map for many of you..........but one very important blip for the thousands of people that choose to be my neighbors

Damn skippy we are the ONLY spot east of Old Man river (aka the mighty Miss) to be graced with a Weinerschnitzel.

I have sported a Weinderdude attitude since I was a glimmer in my father's eye.


This is a tribute and long overdue to this gorgeous place o nosh.

Sure we can get into the fact that you can stuff yourself chilisenseless for 3 bucks....that's right....chili cheeseburger....chilidog....chili cheese fries....3 fuckin dollars

I can find that much cash rooting through my laundry....it saved my ass in high school when I used my lunch money on MD 20/20 Banana Red and dime bags of schwag....there was always enough for a chilifusion to get me by.

Then they got all innovative on me....now I am a sucker for all types of novelty fast food items....but let's face it....most are a whole lot of bad....that's why they arent on the menu all the time

sure there are the occasional mcdonalds melts, or buffalo dippers from arby's but a lot of it is spun on the hype machine faster than annabell chong.

The thing is ..... the schnitz doesn't even advertise!!! At least not in this market.

So everytime I got by I am treated to another masterpiece concocted by who I can only assume is my long lost twin

First I was treated to a little item known as pupsters...mini sandwiches of sliced hot dogs with pickle chips, onion straws, ranch dressing and chipotle-pepper sauce layered between dinner-sized sweet rolls.....good god!!! you hit my flavor clit and kept strokin

good work!!!

I'm a messy guy....I have no fears in being such....I get pissed having to eat my chili cheese fries with a fork....just looks silly and defeats the purposes passed down to me by the flavor gods....get in there and get nasty....yet the good folks of the schnitz cancelled all heistation in ordering this foodstuff layed before us by odin hisself AND kept our manhood

FUCKIN CHILI CHEESE FRIES BURRITO!!!!

it's so genius it should have hit me years ago.....if all marriages were this successful!


I could go on and on and ON about being so lucky to be a blip on a radar but I must conclude this passage before my belly wakes up the neighbors

I'm jonesin....

Did I tell you they added NACHO CHEESE to the chili dags!!!.....I might even pretzel bun it on one of them....just for the likely odd I will spontaniously cry from joy.


I think this little pic from their home page says it all

http://www.wienerschnitzel.com/world_pusher_view.php?pusher=91


only you guys can make me proud to call myself


a weiner lover