Tuesday, May 23, 2006

Next rental must be........






















FROM IMDB:


Plot Outline: An 11-year-old boy's amazing ability to break wind leads him first to fame and then to death row, before it helps him to fulfill his ambition of becoming an astronaut


Check out some stills













































Is that fuckin giamati?

I am not longer walking, but RUNNING to the video store.

I'd see this twice in the theater rather than buy another ticket to one more remake.

Where babies come from........Germanstyle??












































































Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm


What kind of happy demon babies are being created in Germany?

With all the freaky gi tail wearin, whoopee cushion bringin, hippie sex going on over there, I guess I should not be surprised.

I wonder if this was the master race instruction manual?


creepy

Wednesday, May 03, 2006

So I hit this recent trend

3 different girls, all under 5'3", all at 100 lbs or less....don't know how it happened, but it was an experience

I call it the tale of the spinners 3

The first one from match I was curious and bored
9 emails in, and all of them ignored

She looked kinda cute but how can trust this pic
We met at a bar, she was tiny, but not sportin a dick

4 dates in, and I was ready to take a walk
She ordered of the kid's menu and talked baby talk

duly notited match don't just act because she's cute
did I mention her panties, covered with kitties and fruit

:BOGGLE

The seconed one was a chance encounter a friend of a friend
Despite her sub c note weight, she was packin rear end

A few nights dating, she was young, she was refreshing
But it was only the newness of the stage we just starting meshing

I tried to delve deeper, I was the recorder, I handed the mike
It was like I was married in "Come To America", she said..."whatever you like"

I need a girl with personality, an origianl thought of her own
Lessen 2 learned, stop leading with my bone

Plus she had a cat, and she used this high squeel call to call her

The third was an accident, I was an ear for a break-up
Someone to talk to, a passing moment until the make up

Wed hit the town a few times things started picking up steam
I can be the rebound guy, a great spot on the team

Then came the texts, the calls, and did I mention texts, I was feeling mothered
A few weeks in, and already smothered

Then she asked if she could call me boyfriend, this was getting out of hand
I aborted the mission early, and suggested all three should start a band

ok, so I didn't really suggest the band, but it would be cool

Who's with me!

NO, not on a one way ticket to hell

TO SEE CHRIS N PALS























I wonder how they met?

http://www.chrisburke.org/

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