You know how this story always goes....I got really drunk, woke up

and joined

COBRA?






















A few Sloe Gin fizzes and a peak at the Baroness in a chain mail dancing routine to Du HAst by Rammstein and I was soooooo weak.

Wish me luck in my new endeavor

Look like someone had a case of the Mondaze

Dan was down for early drinx

















Joe can walk again!!






















foot tats are caliente

















shocking storied were told!



















many beers consumed!





















Joe kidnapped a girl, I stabbed someone with a Trident!



















we tried to let her go, but joe's ass was too irresistable to her



*scenes missing due to goldschlger shots*




































afterbar was not the BEST idea

















Joe sacked out, so we tried to wake him up, to no avail


so we hijacked his computer, and played questionable music


fin

rodDICK = pwned

There he is, the dude with the 140+ mph serve. 3 sets, 1 tiebreak, and a few tempertantrums later





































































Though new to tennis, I was pulling for Blake the whole way through....Andy is that kid that would invite you over to his house to play with G.I. Joe action figures and figure out a way to have Storm Shadow and Snake Eyes on the same team.....leaving you with a Barbeque and a Duke with a broken off thumb

*cues De La Soul*

Girl meets boy on Thursday night
Boy was high, girl fly like kite
They hold hands until next day
Boy then lets go, hit his way
Boy rules butt, brags to his boys
Erection brings bad boy joys
Boy thinks of that big fat back
Big black fat love, big black fat
Girl calls boy to stand him up on Saturday
Saturday













Saturday, it's a Saturday
It's a Saturday, it's a Saturday
Saturday, it's a Saturday
Saturday, it's a Saturday



































Back once more with the wallop in the score
Must I ride and rip, should I make you rock your hip
Reviver of a roller-boogie in a rink
And sure to make you think about the times
To scope fun instead of fights



(chick on the left was my first love, bad pic, the one with me is too moonpie face-y of me)








(But diving from a piece of metal sure to take your life)
Yo, slip your butt to the fix of this mix
Toss that briefcase, it's time to let loose
'Cause you've worked like heck to get the week in check
So unfasten that noose around your neck
Connected like a vibe from the wheel to the foot
Come on everybody dig the funky output












Five days you work
One whole day to play
Come on everybody, wear your rollerskates today
It's Saturday, Saturday
Saturday, it's Saturday
Saturday, it's Saturday
Saturday, it's Saturday-ay
(Is the word, is the word, is the word)






(derrick aka K-Fed)






Now as you pump your fist I reminisce
To a bounce, rock, skate, roll
Fess to impress
Hey, pretty diamond, do you like the way I'm dressed
Cool, keep the faith and be my mate
'Cause all we need is feet
(And rollerskates)
But promote the hustle 'cause it keeps me thin
No need to talk, look who just walked in














(Is there a Dred on skates?)
Yes, man
(So kick the wham on this jam)
Oh Mr. Sprinkler, Mr. Sprinkler
Wet me for one, Mr. Sprinkler
I'm heatin' high-five in a daze, no split
With a yawn I trip to the dawn
Out comes the bodies following the one idea
It's clear, rattle to the roll
Hold back up the track, grab your rollerskates y'all
And let's zip on by
Zip-a-de-doo-dah, let's zip on by
Feed on a weed and we're feeling high
Sun is on thick and the cheese is rollin' quick
Come on, there's no time to hide
Season is twist, spinning and winning
No hackeysack, let let me in
Spill on the bottom away, but it's okay, huh
It's a Saturday






(Ant-Bone is happy)













(Sid is not)






Now let's all get baked like Anita


Watch Mr. Lawnge, don't look at the peter


Feel on the fun, I'll feel on the


Hey, watch that!


It's a Saturday


Now is the time
To act the fool tonight
Forget about your worries and you will be all right
It's Saturday, Saturday
Saturday, it's Saturday
Saturday, it's Saturday
Saturday, it's Saturday-ay-ay-ay-ay-ay
(Aaoww)


*recond scratch*

So I am peeing at Jupiters and look up














DOUG!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU!!!!!?!?!?? WHY MUST YOU HAUNT ME!!!!!!?!?!??!



teh famous walk home

New pet peeve

Toe Grabbers

I love me some sandle season....girls with pedicures, skirts, sundresses, the works.....amazing

but once you kick off those bad boys, you do back to this primal state....and grab things with your toes.....articles of clothing, trash, wrenches, pixie stix, what have you.

If your hands are full....make a second trip, otherwise you have this goofy posture balance-y thing goin on and TRANSFER the item to you hand!

Just bend over please

The evolution of my unborn paignboy depends on it

the more I witness this, the more I fear evolution giving us a foot thumb

Phunk hit town

Got a call from my buddy Shawn aka "The Phunk" the p is in association with his last name. I would not approve of a ph sub for the letter f, just for the record. I'll never add zzzzzzs to any of my words either now matter how cool I think Snoop really is. I think he played a mean trick on all of you for following that lead. But anywho, on with the pics.













Shot of Partron to kick off the evening


My friend Derrick (pictured left) has drawn a comparison to K-Fed.....more on this later














Ran into a couple deucers, they had a head start on me


But I caught up quickly
















chatted up this little minx













and, no....I did not check ID













stopped by halfway through the night for another "break"














Met this young philly at Soma....things got fuzzy....I do not remember her name, or if I gave her my phone number.....I might just HATE this camera afterall.....












afterbar kinda looks like a mess


so whynot armwrestle? HUH?!?!













I think I pulled my shoulder, this idea here, this one is bad












I must have thought it was "prison rules." This might be the gayest photo of me in existance, but I did just buy the camera. I swear I was just setting their hands for the start! Notice the skunkpatch birthmark that caused kids to call me "flash" growing up. Thanks













How many times did I pin you Tim? Yeah, that's right....pwned


Time to walk home













Made a couple phone calls during my trek :)


























and then I found 5 dollars





Saturday got crazier.....update to follow

And people wonder why I am not married

Even kids with chicken pox

Skeetfest

Another Streetfest decended upon the hamlet of Champaign

this one featured Candy Foster, and the Shades of Blue

I was there to get blind and invisible















My buddy live right above esquire so we had a nice perch.....we made the last minute decision to not throw beads
















Decided to join the masses and support the paign economy rather than drink upstairs and just enjoy the music.....prolly a good 3000 in attendance though....lots of gazelles about















Like this one....danced with this dame in the black dress for a bit


One thing I noticed about a digital camera is that it's hard to get pictures of girls you just met......I can understand this cause it comes off creepy......but there has to be a way around this......I am still a cam rookie.....I will report back on this
















The band did their thing, got people movin, and with the insane heat, things got caliente out there in the crowd




Can I get a moment of silence


For This

















small chronic break



Thank you






off to the bars!


















Ran into my "plan B" girl....you know the one you make the pact with to get married by X age if we never find anyone....as I round up on 30 I better check and see what age that was???? I still got a lot of bullets in the chamber















Ran into these troublemakers.....I dated them, and they didn't know each other, now they are friends.....

paigniac: uniting townies since 2006


Although I have a suspicion they try to bag on me when I am not around




















I have no clue who this is. This is afterbar. This is when the little paigniac starts to get foggy. I do remember convincing her to put on the helmet. I hope just for the picture, or else I missed out on some platinum comedy



Then I woke up in Mahomet

















My friend Jamie gave me a ride home, and I drank 192483948 ounces of water in the longest 15 minute ride of my life


she prolly will hate that picture. My skills need sharpening


Weekend in the books on paigncam