To the BOOT!

So I have a new move I have been working on. I just straight up kick a girl in the ass now. I find a cute one, and walk beind her on the way to the bathroom, or through the bar, and just a light yet firm front of the toe kick. Get a little jiggle on it. When they flip around, I laugh and say, "Holy Shit" I thought you were my buddy Piper....I try to use an unusual name, or an exotic one to make the girl think I have exotic type friends and all that.


So far, 3 for 4 on convos, and 1 kinda upset boyfriend.....but we squashed that over shots.


*sidenote*

Girls always complain that dudes are had to figure out. Just buy us a couple shots. I know I'd be in love with you.