Deal Breaker!!!!
ANOTHER game us gents like to partake in is one called "DealBreaker"
Picture the PERFECT woman, I mean tight butt wit a little jiggle, Small C cup, Tone calf, toes all filed in a row, wears high heels to the grocery store, eats burritos in bed, drinks scotch, can quote Safe Men and every other movie I have seen.....will dress up in garters and stormtrooper helmet to BED, and it's HER idea........(ok, so not eveyone's perfect girl, get your own image!)
but
Has a Hairy chest that is unshavable, and looks like a cross between Tom Jones and Austin Powers
DealBreaker?
My answer is no on this one
Feel free to play along
I have a million, and will number then accordingly.....
1 - Swears like sailor, I mean at least one F-Bomb every 10 minutes, and ALWAYS, we are talking Church, in front of your parents, at PTA meetings....etc....etc
2 - 3 fingers, I'll let you choose the 3
3 - Size 26 Shaq feet
4 - Has 4 kids......by 4 different dudes
5 - To marry her you can only eat Beans, Liver, and Lima Beans for life....till you are dead
Remember, the PERFECT woman
marinate on that for a minute
Picture the PERFECT woman, I mean tight butt wit a little jiggle, Small C cup, Tone calf, toes all filed in a row, wears high heels to the grocery store, eats burritos in bed, drinks scotch, can quote Safe Men and every other movie I have seen.....will dress up in garters and stormtrooper helmet to BED, and it's HER idea........(ok, so not eveyone's perfect girl, get your own image!)
but
Has a Hairy chest that is unshavable, and looks like a cross between Tom Jones and Austin Powers
DealBreaker?
My answer is no on this one
Feel free to play along
I have a million, and will number then accordingly.....
1 - Swears like sailor, I mean at least one F-Bomb every 10 minutes, and ALWAYS, we are talking Church, in front of your parents, at PTA meetings....etc....etc
2 - 3 fingers, I'll let you choose the 3
3 - Size 26 Shaq feet
4 - Has 4 kids......by 4 different dudes
5 - To marry her you can only eat Beans, Liver, and Lima Beans for life....till you are dead
Remember, the PERFECT woman
marinate on that for a minute
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