BAD THINGS MAN!
The last week leading into the NFL season, I start to hear the voices of Dennis Hopper..."neet, neet, swamp"
His name is Barry Sanders
Notice how I leave out any of the various amounts of onage that this little midget caused my beloved bears.....cause it happened OFTEN, so this was no easy task. *****EDIT, this statement made sense when I had the awesome clips of Barry against Dallas and New England from YouTube, why do I suck at the internet so*******
Nevermind that 12head having smegma chokin emmitt smith takes all the 90s kudos for backin in the league.....no one should ever forget Barry, he had 1/3 of the line and played for a mob boss, poor little Barry would have woke up with Scott Mitchell's extra frontal lobe in his napsack if he didn't hit 1800 yards a season...
It was tough for myself to root for Barry to get 180 yards and game and still lose to the Bears. It was a seriously tough childhood. I have never seen moves like this matched. Sure I believe that Walter, Brown, and to an extent even Bo Jackson were overall better backs.....but Barry was the underdog, the highlight reel, the little guy. After watching years of seeing players get popped and knocked around, survival of the fittest. Barry showed you that it was much easier to get into the end zone if you just let everyone miss you.
I would have selected you in fantasy football Barry.
Fuck a Ron Rivers
And all the TDs Big Pussy stole from you
*salutes*
His name is Barry Sanders
Notice how I leave out any of the various amounts of onage that this little midget caused my beloved bears.....cause it happened OFTEN, so this was no easy task. *****EDIT, this statement made sense when I had the awesome clips of Barry against Dallas and New England from YouTube, why do I suck at the internet so*******
Nevermind that 12head having smegma chokin emmitt smith takes all the 90s kudos for backin in the league.....no one should ever forget Barry, he had 1/3 of the line and played for a mob boss, poor little Barry would have woke up with Scott Mitchell's extra frontal lobe in his napsack if he didn't hit 1800 yards a season...
It was tough for myself to root for Barry to get 180 yards and game and still lose to the Bears. It was a seriously tough childhood. I have never seen moves like this matched. Sure I believe that Walter, Brown, and to an extent even Bo Jackson were overall better backs.....but Barry was the underdog, the highlight reel, the little guy. After watching years of seeing players get popped and knocked around, survival of the fittest. Barry showed you that it was much easier to get into the end zone if you just let everyone miss you.
I would have selected you in fantasy football Barry.
Fuck a Ron Rivers
And all the TDs Big Pussy stole from you
*salutes*
posted by paigniac at 4:48 PM
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