Hey, I'm getting a new phone!!

just pretend its the backwards ep of seinfeld, this will all make sense later
















OH, there were swords involved as well, yep, swords
















it's a cig, but I pretend in this pic, Nate is demonstrating self milking















bow and arrows, yes, they came into play....THAT'S why we got out the helmet















this was gonna be a deuce pole, which shirt should I buy at my live broadcast...this one???

or

















stupid amber not checkin her phone!!

The obvious answer is the blond with the other caption....but since that was not an option, I was leaving it up to my deuce bretheren







like I said before, my laptop is dusted due to keyboard problems, due to recent vet bills, who knows when I'll get it fixed....I'll try to update when I can


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So, you see my phone broke and......

.........is this some sort of work regualation.......I know I suck at the internet, but this is getting out of hand


















prizes awarded after the great office clean of 05.....Backyard baseball 2001! My old Jock! Dreamy autograph pic of Ronn Moss!
















some pre-clean shots...I think I could have held out till 06















One of my office's prized possessions, needless to say that "working lunch" I never returned from, LOOK AT THOSE RITAS!!!!















RIP snuggles :(















this camel tried to EAT MY FACE OFF....my nose must look treat-y
















Fire by my buddy's house in savoy...I LOLed when all the neighbors came running out all deshevled....."THAT BETTER NOT BE WAL-MART" I ran with a quickness to capture thier sad, crying faces.....but got this instead....I got yelled at for being WAY over the police line

Guess What???

More cam pics, but since you are probably reading this in reverse, this makes no fuckin sense

work with me people, my laptop is broken, so I can only update at work

















mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm tailgate season
















garage daze, this is a serious, there was a helmet, a wig, copius booze, a noody bar involved, and rock and roll.....one of many nights I should have died....















Do I need a caption for this?!?! Greatest night in Minneapolis EVER!
















I forgot bikes, bikes were involved as well
















creeper in line with me after the Cubs/Cards game
















Bought this dude a shot and a beer at esquire in appreciation of the shirt

Its rings no more

CAMERA PHONE!














The ex making out with a chick, she was a real trooper















Kissing other chicks, PLUS....dressing up my dog, MINUS















another Illini game at the United Center














Got the whole crew topless at teh campfire, due to my amazing abilities at catch phrase...why didn't I have a REAL camera then....DAMMIT!

I literally put my nuts on the line for that one, and it was a chilllllly night














Summer in Nantucket, with the role of Hoops McCann played by yours truely, and Cassandra played by a russian exchange student working at the local seafood shop......*swoon*


















right out in front of Ackbar's condo....I don't remember taking this pic, but it was a nice phone wallpaper for a good stint




for some reason this site is limiting my pics uploads......

RIP paignphone

you WILL BE MISSED

So many memories........

LOL...the florida trip, I might have to post some of those pics later

memories of the Breen house....you can still see my braincells splattered all over that place

Men in black tuxedos didn't buy my "checkin my email" excuse at this bach party...if you squint you can see booty, maybe it was my feet on the stage that pissed them off....

Emery Moorehead's Superbowl ring....I got to try this badboy on for a whole 5 MINUTES!!!! I loved when the Bears were in town

more to come

Where have I been???

not to go into the dog debacle, let's just take a quick trip down pic memory lane


my life has been filled with























wooden indians

















this train is kinda awesome



















I roll this so hard

















then i'd school hippies under my spell of homeade veggie quesuhdilluhs, I'd trade them for carrots and peyote















here is me mid-dose

















there were many dumb broads

















girls that LITERALLY can't hold their booze.......that deserve a shot to the anus



















boogie hears a hoo

















friendly barkeeps......lady where's my spy camera


















took this cutie to afterhours cause of her sexy "love sneeze" guards

















got the "cool as ice" special at Cost Cutters

















met mordecai brown

















there was another skeetfest


















Joe harnessed his powers to PWN raves with his light control


















soul brother number 1 came in town, aka squanto, aka chops, aka camo

















got my NYC buddy to once again remember, and then shortly evny paignlife

















I fuckin LOVE when my friends become cops

















got the airband back together



















heard some crazy tijuana sex stories, and no Dan was not telling them


















reconnected with local law enforcement

















danced with the amazing happiest tailgate baby!

















celebrated an ILLINI victory!!!



















met the EIDouche contingant




Oh



and I had a couple glasses of milk


















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